Mad World

Last couple of days, my urine is kind of green.  With a slight phosphorescence.  Something like a dilute antifreeze.  Me, I don’t run to the doctor for every bodily quirk.  Heck, I don’t even run to the internet.  So many maladies, so little time.

Anyway, this vivid anomaly reminds me a mid-90s film called The Madness of King George.  Set during the American Revolution, the English monarch was excreting blue fluids and behaving in a rather silly and eccentric manner.

Madness?  Viridescence?  Hmm, if the shoe fits…

Perhaps everyone should have such a colorful life.

Or then again, maybe not.

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