Last couple of days, my urine is kind of green. With a slight phosphorescence. Something like a dilute antifreeze. Me, I don’t run to the doctor for every bodily quirk. Heck, I don’t even run to the internet. So many maladies, so little time.
Anyway, this vivid anomaly reminds me a mid-90s film called The Madness of King George. Set during the American Revolution, the English monarch was excreting blue fluids and behaving in a rather silly and eccentric manner.
Madness? Viridescence? Hmm, if the shoe fits…
Perhaps everyone should have such a colorful life.
Or then again, maybe not.
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